AND THEN...

With the surfeit blah, blah, blase' of blogging cloying the web these days I thought I should throw my hat into the fray. This foray into the furthering of this cyber-cluster fuck seemed like a good idea -
AND THEN...

JUST AS I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE SAFE TO SURF UPON THE BROADBAND WAVES OF THIS GOD DAMNED INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY I HAD MY HEAD LOPPED OFFFFFFF LIKE A FUCKING INDEPENDENT AMERICAN CONTRACT EMPLOYEE HELD HOSTAGE IN IRAQ BEING PRUNED FOR AN INTERNATIONAL TELECAST FOR HAVING A POINT-OF-VIEW THAT COLLIDED WITH A PIOUS, NEO-CHRISTIAN SOCIALITE PERSPECTIVE!

Mr. Tom Delay, he knows what I mean. The former House Majority Leader NOW under indictment - (charges of money laundering and conspiracy to engage in money laundering... not a big deal really... shhhhhhhhh) thought that a good way to divert media attention away from the SHIOT his life had become and maybe re-build his FUCKED image would be to become a professional ball room dancer/game show contestant.

Tommy! Stop thinking! Do I have to do EVERYTHING? This is the kind of thinking that led to your re-drawing key voting districts to resemble a twisting serpentine meandering with out logic to sway the voting majority to favor your illustrious party. Sure, your bright and shiny new map adopted by the Republican-dominated board gave the GOP an edge in winning the Texas House of Representatives, still controlled at that time by the Democrats and the GOP victories in 2002 resulted in your control of the Texas House in addition to the Senate.

Sure, five Texas congressional seats changed hands from Democrats to Republicans during the 2004 election, in part because of the new redistricting you engineered - but during the 2002 elections under these new maps, you aggressively raised money for Republican candidates under Texans for a Republican Majority (TRMPAC) -

AND THEN...

TRMPAC FUNNELED ILLEGAL CORPORATE DONATIONS INTO THE CAMPAIGNS OF REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES FOR STATE REP YOU POMPOUS BASTARD AND NOW YOU'RE DISCOVERING THAT YOU STILL GET THOSE PEARLY WHITE TEETH YANKED OUT OF THAT GOD DAMNED SKULL OF YOURS FOR LOOKING AND ACTING LIKE A SCREAMING FAGGOT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!

Well, that's really all I got right at the moment. I really just want to launch this BIOTCH!